what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Can I color on your dick again?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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