i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Randomize
