hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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