Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
