whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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