what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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