Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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