Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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