The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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