There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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