I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I think I am morally bankrupt
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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