If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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