Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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