Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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