I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Randomize
