so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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