Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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