then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
His hands were made for my vagina.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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