How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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