What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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