As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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