I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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