Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My penis needs a shock collar
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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