Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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