Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We left the knife in your bed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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