none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
