hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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