So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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