i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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