dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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