There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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