I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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