Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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