I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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