Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
