What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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