Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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