I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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