i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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