North Korea, Best Korea!
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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