Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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