Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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