We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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