She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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