Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
third nipple confirmed
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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