Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He kissed a someone with a penis
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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