there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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