He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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