Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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