You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
