hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
It's Friday. Sex?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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