Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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