I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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