what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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