You're my little dorito
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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